I'm Not Dramatic. I'm Specific. - Heavyweight Tee
Granite / S
$35.00
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— Your Alocasia, probably.
This thick, structured tee carries the iconic words of every high-maintenance, high-reward plant we love anyway. With its soft, lived-in feel and rich pigment-dyed finish, this shirt wears like it’s already been in your lineup for years — just like that Alocasia that’s still throwing attitude despite the humidifier, grow light, and weekly pep talks.
Printed with a full-color illustration and a plant collector’s sense of humor, this one’s for the growers who know: it’s not drama... it’s specificity.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
I'm Not Dramatic. I'm Specific. - Heavyweight Tee
$35.00
Sale price
$35.00
Regular price
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This thick, structured tee carries the iconic words of every high-maintenance, high-reward plant we love anyway. With its soft, lived-in feel and rich pigment-dyed finish, this shirt wears like it’s already been in your lineup for years — just like that Alocasia that’s still throwing attitude despite the humidifier, grow light, and weekly pep talks.
Printed with a full-color illustration and a plant collector’s sense of humor, this one’s for the growers who know: it’s not drama... it’s specificity.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
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